马来西亚什么多？？
废材政客多！
傲慢的政客更多！
为什么？ 因为就算他“磷死磷样”。。。 只要在大选时拍一些钱，还是有那些笨蛋愿意把票投给他们的。。。
我不明白那种投票给国阵的人看到这些人，在够够力贪污后，还大言不惭时，是怎样的感想？？
现在，我们发现，所谓人民的“公仆”的顶爷，竟然讲出那么负气的话。。。
总警长，你跟流氓有分别吗？
你他妈的你的人做错，人家不能屌你吗？
你以为你有枪就大晒啊？
除了那些时常有政变的国家，还有那一个国家的总警长敢这样讲话。
总警长，你他妈的我干林老木。。。。
Friday, April 30, 2010
Sunday, April 25, 2010
瓜雪：：老大与老二的对话。。
老二：老大，你总算回来啦？这次花了那么多钱，见到了黑人总统，还可以吧？
老大：干你娘，讲这个干嘛？你在瓜雪的补选，搞得怎样了？听说你这废材把华人票都干掉了？
老二：老大，这不关我的事啊。。 我是马来人，他们不喜欢我，我能怎样哦？其实，我已经骗他们说我很喜欢华人了。
老大：你这笨丁，每次少少事都搞不好，跟一条甘蔗没有什么两样。讲讲目前的情况？
老二：老大，马来票应该没有问题，我们的酒鬼策略应该可拿到65%，印度票更简单，70%没问题，我们的两大绝招：幽灵神票与外来神票更是绝对增加我们的胜算。目前，最大的问题是那些不会感恩的华人，这个最难搞，可能我们只能拿到30%左右，够力少啊。
老大：那么低？那班马华佬在睡觉啊？CD仔呢？
老二：CD仔没有你的命令不敢去，怕等下火箭佬比你更卑鄙。。。 不不 比我更卑鄙，弄到满街都是CD, 到时就pokai咯。。。
老大：他妈的，你真是一头废材。华人票看来要我请自出马了。。
老二：老大圣明！
老大：为什么我说你是废材？因为华人票最简单的。华人什么地方厉害？赚钱最厉害，这就是他们的弱点。懂吗？ 笨丁。。。
老二：老大英明！
老大：明天我去拉票，为我准备一些红包，洗肾机。。。 然后，我会告诉他们，如果我们胜出的话，我会给他们几百万。 会为他们修桥补路。。。带我去越穷的地方越好。。。 明白吗？
老二：老大真不愧为老大！
老大：不然你以为老大容易当啊？像你啊？说什么我们的候选人的名字包含三大民族，这种蠢话也讲的出口，还说是国家的第二号人物。。。 呸？害我给美国佬笑到脸都黄！
老二: 老奴知错了。
老大: 哼。。。 华人，少少钱就可以搞定的啦。。。 从1957年以来，就是那样，从来没有变过。。。。。 等着开香槟吧。。。
以上故事纯属虚构，如有雷同，是有人自己跑来对号入座。
无论如何，华人是不是有如故事中的“老大”所讲那样。。 就等今晚瓜雪的成绩揭晓是就有分晓了。
天佑大马！
老大：干你娘，讲这个干嘛？你在瓜雪的补选，搞得怎样了？听说你这废材把华人票都干掉了？
老二：老大，这不关我的事啊。。 我是马来人，他们不喜欢我，我能怎样哦？其实，我已经骗他们说我很喜欢华人了。
老大：你这笨丁，每次少少事都搞不好，跟一条甘蔗没有什么两样。讲讲目前的情况？
老二：老大，马来票应该没有问题，我们的酒鬼策略应该可拿到65%，印度票更简单，70%没问题，我们的两大绝招：幽灵神票与外来神票更是绝对增加我们的胜算。目前，最大的问题是那些不会感恩的华人，这个最难搞，可能我们只能拿到30%左右，够力少啊。
老大：那么低？那班马华佬在睡觉啊？CD仔呢？
老二：CD仔没有你的命令不敢去，怕等下火箭佬比你更卑鄙。。。 不不 比我更卑鄙，弄到满街都是CD, 到时就pokai咯。。。
老大：他妈的，你真是一头废材。华人票看来要我请自出马了。。
老二：老大圣明！
老大：为什么我说你是废材？因为华人票最简单的。华人什么地方厉害？赚钱最厉害，这就是他们的弱点。懂吗？ 笨丁。。。
老二：老大英明！
老大：明天我去拉票，为我准备一些红包，洗肾机。。。 然后，我会告诉他们，如果我们胜出的话，我会给他们几百万。 会为他们修桥补路。。。带我去越穷的地方越好。。。 明白吗？
老二：老大真不愧为老大！
老大：不然你以为老大容易当啊？像你啊？说什么我们的候选人的名字包含三大民族，这种蠢话也讲的出口，还说是国家的第二号人物。。。 呸？害我给美国佬笑到脸都黄！
老二: 老奴知错了。
老大: 哼。。。 华人，少少钱就可以搞定的啦。。。 从1957年以来，就是那样，从来没有变过。。。。。 等着开香槟吧。。。
以上故事纯属虚构，如有雷同，是有人自己跑来对号入座。
无论如何，华人是不是有如故事中的“老大”所讲那样。。 就等今晚瓜雪的成绩揭晓是就有分晓了。
天佑大马！
不公平的补选战！！
Zaid claims not getting a fair fight
UPDATED
By Syed Jaymal Zahiid
KUALA KUBU BARU, April 25 — Pakatan Rakyat candidate Datuk Zaid Ibrahim laments fraud may narrow his chances of winning the Hulu Selangor by-election today.
The former law minister cited the recent relocation of 13,000 voters by the Election Commission (EC) as an example of how lopsided the contest for the parliamentary seat is.
“It is difficult,” a tired-looking Zaid told reporters while having a short lunch break after visiting several polling stations here.
“Casting a vote is fundamental but if you have the Orang Asli Affairs Department, the police and all this government agencies working for those in power… these are the difficulties,” said the former Umno man.
Opposition leaders claimed BN had manipulated government agencies to solicit support throughout the eight-day campaign trail which Zaid alleged was rife with fraud.
“Fraud means that is something that is not fair and unjust according to election laws,” stressed the Kelantan-born leader.
Asked if this means he has resigned to the fact that defeat is imminent, Zaid denied this, stressing that he remains confident of a win.
He played safe, saying that he will not speculate on the outcome but insisted that the Hulu Selangor voters are behind him.
“All the voters, Malays, Chinese, Indians, are with me,” he said confidently. “It is just a question of whether they are given a chance (to vote fairly),” Zaid complained.
At the same time the PKR leader blasted the provocation by Umno Youth supporters at various polling stations.
Apparently mocking his self-confessed drinking past, Zaid said he had been the victim of a deliberate intimidation attempts by his political rivals.
Up until lunch time, the former law minister had yet to speak to reporters or stop to visit his supporters at polling stations.
Zaid waves to supporters as he passes the Sekolah Kebangsaan Bandar Utama Batang Kali polling station today. — Picture by Jack Ooi“They were hurling abuses at me. They said I drink toddy, so I thought it was too much and I left.”
He also tweeted about the incident which took place in Rasa earlier this morning. He apologised to voters for failing to meet them.
Voter turnout for the Hulu Selangor vote has been good. It was 64 per cent as of 2pm.
PR polling agents, however, revealed that the number of Malay voters was low.
Leaders of the opposition are claiming a possible Umno boycott to BN candidate, the MIC’s information chief P. Kamalananthan.
The public relations practitioner was said to be a compromised candidate after a tug-of-war between Umno and the MIC over the right to field a candidate. The latter wanted a Malay candidate to contest while the MIC insisted that the BN lynchpin honour the tradition of placing an Indian candidate.
MIC deputy president Datuk G. Palanivel was Hulu Selangor MP for four terms until his ouster in Election 2008.
Allegations of a boycott by Umno supporters have yet to be verified but should it be true, Zaid may just upset the odds and pull off a surprise victory.
UPDATED
By Syed Jaymal Zahiid
KUALA KUBU BARU, April 25 — Pakatan Rakyat candidate Datuk Zaid Ibrahim laments fraud may narrow his chances of winning the Hulu Selangor by-election today.
The former law minister cited the recent relocation of 13,000 voters by the Election Commission (EC) as an example of how lopsided the contest for the parliamentary seat is.
“It is difficult,” a tired-looking Zaid told reporters while having a short lunch break after visiting several polling stations here.
“Casting a vote is fundamental but if you have the Orang Asli Affairs Department, the police and all this government agencies working for those in power… these are the difficulties,” said the former Umno man.
Opposition leaders claimed BN had manipulated government agencies to solicit support throughout the eight-day campaign trail which Zaid alleged was rife with fraud.
“Fraud means that is something that is not fair and unjust according to election laws,” stressed the Kelantan-born leader.
Asked if this means he has resigned to the fact that defeat is imminent, Zaid denied this, stressing that he remains confident of a win.
He played safe, saying that he will not speculate on the outcome but insisted that the Hulu Selangor voters are behind him.
“All the voters, Malays, Chinese, Indians, are with me,” he said confidently. “It is just a question of whether they are given a chance (to vote fairly),” Zaid complained.
At the same time the PKR leader blasted the provocation by Umno Youth supporters at various polling stations.
Apparently mocking his self-confessed drinking past, Zaid said he had been the victim of a deliberate intimidation attempts by his political rivals.
Up until lunch time, the former law minister had yet to speak to reporters or stop to visit his supporters at polling stations.
Zaid waves to supporters as he passes the Sekolah Kebangsaan Bandar Utama Batang Kali polling station today. — Picture by Jack Ooi“They were hurling abuses at me. They said I drink toddy, so I thought it was too much and I left.”
He also tweeted about the incident which took place in Rasa earlier this morning. He apologised to voters for failing to meet them.
Voter turnout for the Hulu Selangor vote has been good. It was 64 per cent as of 2pm.
PR polling agents, however, revealed that the number of Malay voters was low.
Leaders of the opposition are claiming a possible Umno boycott to BN candidate, the MIC’s information chief P. Kamalananthan.
The public relations practitioner was said to be a compromised candidate after a tug-of-war between Umno and the MIC over the right to field a candidate. The latter wanted a Malay candidate to contest while the MIC insisted that the BN lynchpin honour the tradition of placing an Indian candidate.
MIC deputy president Datuk G. Palanivel was Hulu Selangor MP for four terms until his ouster in Election 2008.
Allegations of a boycott by Umno supporters have yet to be verified but should it be true, Zaid may just upset the odds and pull off a surprise victory.
Saturday, April 24, 2010
博士也不懂的政治问题！
因为自己是假博士，所以想不懂下面的问题，请各位老大多多指教：
请问：
Q1: 如果我党胜出，我党会发给这里的人每一个人1000元。
与
Q2: 如果我党胜出，我党会拨款给你们3百万。。。。
请问Q1是合法的吗？算不算贿选？？？？
如果是，Q1与Q2的分别又在哪里？？？
看来，民联肯定完蛋了！！
请问：
Q1: 如果我党胜出，我党会发给这里的人每一个人1000元。
与
Q2: 如果我党胜出，我党会拨款给你们3百万。。。。
请问Q1是合法的吗？算不算贿选？？？？
如果是，Q1与Q2的分别又在哪里？？？
看来，民联肯定完蛋了！！
一定要把票投给国阵！
国阵是伟大的！
只有国阵才是我们最好的选择！
因为国阵的领袖很聪明，他们很有创意，懂得怎么促进经济繁荣。．
看看最近Ｔｏｎｙ Ｐｈｕａ所揭发的事情：
用比市场高８倍的价钱买军车。。。（１０亿的东西用８０亿去买）
买不懂给谁穿的高跟鞋用了２千多万。。。
花了天文数字买了一部没有人会开得潜水艇。。。
23岁承包商半年获７千万工程。。。
建２００人学生的宿舍花了７０００万。。。
看看我们的国阵领袖，多么会花钱。。。 国库的钱花完了。。
他们就：
提高Ｔｏｌｌ Ｆｅｅ，
把交通三万从３００提高到１０００。。。
要收消费税。。。
要收入城过路费。。。
平时没事，就将华人不会感恩。。。
补选时，就说华人很聪明，是大家的榜样。。。
然后告诉选民，如果你选国阵，你们我们会有更多的好处。。。
为了您的子孙将来更多的税务要缴，所以一定要投国阵一票！！！！
只有国阵才是我们最好的选择！
因为国阵的领袖很聪明，他们很有创意，懂得怎么促进经济繁荣。．
看看最近Ｔｏｎｙ Ｐｈｕａ所揭发的事情：
用比市场高８倍的价钱买军车。。。（１０亿的东西用８０亿去买）
买不懂给谁穿的高跟鞋用了２千多万。。。
花了天文数字买了一部没有人会开得潜水艇。。。
23岁承包商半年获７千万工程。。。
建２００人学生的宿舍花了７０００万。。。
看看我们的国阵领袖，多么会花钱。。。 国库的钱花完了。。
他们就：
提高Ｔｏｌｌ Ｆｅｅ，
把交通三万从３００提高到１０００。。。
要收消费税。。。
要收入城过路费。。。
平时没事，就将华人不会感恩。。。
补选时，就说华人很聪明，是大家的榜样。。。
然后告诉选民，如果你选国阵，你们我们会有更多的好处。。。
为了您的子孙将来更多的税务要缴，所以一定要投国阵一票！！！！
Thursday, April 22, 2010
协助所有的马来同胞更进步！
只要马来同胞更进步，他们就会知道现在的政府多么的腐败；
只要马来同胞更进步，他们就会知道所谓新经济政策只是对小部分人有利；
只要马来同胞更进步，他们就知道现有的政府多么的揽权；
只要马来同胞更进步，他们就会知道现有的贪污现象多么可怕；
只要马来同胞更进步，他们就会知道“保护政策”是多么可怕的慢性毒药，目前可能有些小好处，长远来说，却是妨碍族群进步的绊脚石。
只要马来同胞更进步，他们就会知道我们的警察是多么的不公平，因为他们只抓“在野党”的人；
只要马来同胞更进步，他们就知道，他们一直以为国阵治理的“不错”的大马，是多么的贫穷，多么的比不上别人。
专跑“种族主义”政策的废材政客，因为马来同胞的进步，你的市场会越来越小。
所以，10年以内，两线制一定会形成！
只要马来同胞更进步，他们就会知道所谓新经济政策只是对小部分人有利；
只要马来同胞更进步，他们就知道现有的政府多么的揽权；
只要马来同胞更进步，他们就会知道现有的贪污现象多么可怕；
只要马来同胞更进步，他们就会知道“保护政策”是多么可怕的慢性毒药，目前可能有些小好处，长远来说，却是妨碍族群进步的绊脚石。
只要马来同胞更进步，他们就会知道我们的警察是多么的不公平，因为他们只抓“在野党”的人；
只要马来同胞更进步，他们就知道，他们一直以为国阵治理的“不错”的大马，是多么的贫穷，多么的比不上别人。
专跑“种族主义”政策的废材政客，因为马来同胞的进步，你的市场会越来越小。
所以，10年以内，两线制一定会形成！
Monday, April 19, 2010
接收垃圾的政党：污桶
果然没有起错名字，污桶。
果然是接收污迹的垃圾桶。
明眼人一看就知道，最近离开PKR的，都是为私利而离开的政棍。
偏偏污桶好像看到宝那样的拼命接收。
看来，除了玩低级政治手段以外，污桶已经江郎才尽了。
最新的垃圾 “蛤离离”医生。。。。
果然是接收污迹的垃圾桶。
明眼人一看就知道，最近离开PKR的，都是为私利而离开的政棍。
偏偏污桶好像看到宝那样的拼命接收。
看来，除了玩低级政治手段以外，污桶已经江郎才尽了。
最新的垃圾 “蛤离离”医生。。。。
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